I do believe...

...someone should invent a way for people to eat peanut butter and jam/jelly without all that unnecessary bread to get in the way. A way besides scooping peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon, then following it with a chaser of honey or jam...

Not that I've ever done that. Nope...not me... :)

Stupid "falling asleep at 800 and having my brother come home and start playing records in the basement next to my room at midnight." Grrrr.

Good raspberry jam though. Too bad there's all that bread getting in the way.