I want this shirt...

It's so accurate! There's a bunch of other ones too. (Sorry in advance, Dave...)

In other news, I feel really sick to my stomach. :(

In other, other news, who the hell authorized it to be freaking minus four degrees out here??? A jacket left at Ultimate on the sidelines tonight had FROST on it...at 8:15 pm!! That's just not right.

In other, other, other news, I got this lovely poetry in my spam today.

magnificent Macedonians were indeed his ancestors. The
trotted out, swept up her underpants,

I am amused.